HoTTes H&M stout

Yo!


Today being Halloween, I decided to fuck with the major retard at school when I came out of science for break. He was dressed as Ash. Knowing this was going to happen, I brough a Mudkip doll. Thus I started the conversation, making sure no one saw me.

"So I herd you like Mudkips..." "Mudkips? I LUUUUUUUUUUUUVE MUDKIPS." "O RLY? So, would you ever fuck a Mudkips, that is.." (he cuts me off before I could said 'if you were a mudkips') "OF COURSE." "Well I just happen to have a Mudkips here, and."

Before I finished the sentence, which would have resulted in me hitting him across the face with the doll, he grabbed it. In one swift motion his pants were down and he was violenly humping it. Not to get between a man and his Mudkips I started to walk away, because there is no way I'd be caught wrestling a half-naked crazy guy humping a Mudkips.

Needless to say, within 5 to 10 seconds, some girls saw him and started screaming. I cooly walked into a restroom, pretending nothing had ever happened; not that I had intended that outcome, but now that it was in play I didn't want to be involved.

I came back two minutes later, and like any wanton act on school grounds there was now a huge crowd round him. He was still fucking it and baying this real fucked up 'EEEEEEEEEEINNNNF EEEEEEEEEEINNNF' sound. Suddenly a scuffle broke out in the middle, meaning he probably did something stupid.

I asked someone what had happened. A girlfriend of one of the football players tried to get him to stop, but he bit her for trying to take it away. Someone called in a few football players (all dressed up like Road Warrior) who proceeded to pummel the shit out of the guy. Meanwhile the school police were freaking out and having trouble getting in to the situation.

A few minutes later the intruder alarm went off and we were shuffled into classrooms. Over the intercom the principal announced that someone had thrown a flaming plush toy into the library. Uh.. what the hell.

So we were kept there and about 30 minutes later the principal came on again. This time he was saying that whoever was behind the beating should turn themselves in. All of a sudden this woman began yelling "I WILL SUE YOU FOR DAMAGES. YOU LITTLE PUNKS, I'M GONNA SUE..." and it was cut off.

I asked an office later what had happened. Apparently his mother had come to pick him up and threatened to sue for the beating and 'whatever else happened.' The school threatened to counter-sue because of lewd conduct, inciting a riot, and starting a fight.


So I ask you: do you like Mudkips?

Vla la naissance à Excess et Thunder!
Edit:
Chloé dit :
xD
thunder spas monfils
La maman phoque n'est autre que Eden
https://www.dailymotion.com/fr/featured/channel/animals/video/x91b9o_naissance-du-bebe-phoque-txupi_animals

oui bof il y a mieux comme présentation ,deja fais la en français ,n oublier pas vous etes sur un serveur francophones donc la politesses est d écrire en français,que tu sois Anglais ,Américain ou autre (moi a la rigueur )c est de respecter les autres ne parlent pas d autres langues que le français

J'exige du français èé x)

Hey Serveur public signifie quoi ? Sinon go chercher un dictionaire ! ou un traducteur ! ça présentation est très bien bienvenue HoTTes ! <3

heu je vois pas pourquoi on doit prendre un dico pour traduire,serveur public oui justement ,c est fais pour étre lus et compris de tous ,et je ne vois pas pourquoi on doit aller chercher un traducteur pour lire un forum,comme tu n a pas encore compris,respect les utilisateurs du forum,surtout que HoTTes parle très bien français=) tout comme tes acolytes =)

Raison de plus NaturoFan. ! Si tu veux critiquer l'anglais t'a qu'a pas lire ! LOL LOL ! Français plz !

Ou a tu vu que je critiquer l Anglais????un forum est fait pour etre lus et compris de tous,si ça continue les Administrateurs du forum vont ecrire dans toutes les langues possibles pour indiquer telle changement de quète ou de staf ,et tu pense que tout le monde va sortir un dico pour comprendre?????Ou bien un telle va ecrire en swallie ,en latin ,en sanscrie,et aller hop tant qu a faire moi en wateri(si tu veut savoir ce que c est le wateri cherche dans le dico ^^)

Hum on parlent du même sujet non ?on a parler de chinois ? c'est l'anglais petit rigolo que ça sois en France , au quebec .. etc on a des cours ! et les ressources nécessaire pour y arriver.. ! et même si le staff parle anglais ou j'sais pas quoi .. c'est leur choix et faut faire avec ceci dit.. ce n'est qu'une présentation ! et non un débat de merd

含まないか、または理解しなかったかどれが小さいおかしい、それ、フードの主題であるない私達の大半は複雑化の頭部、翻訳を掘る試み小さい^^なるとあなたがそれを言う資源とそれを広げて置いてもらいなさい時皆に同じ年齢が同じ教育の学校、私考えるこうしてないことをすべての読まれ、理解されなければならない歴史当然D英国Nは原因、忘れているではない提示であり ^^

ichigobanzai@ a écrit:

tout comme tes acolytes =)

Fail. Depuis quand il a des acolytes ? On appelle ça des amis.

EDIT : Ah oui, et à mon avis, y'a plus de gens qui comprennent l'anglais que le français. /thread

excus meu,ech va caler in tio mo,ché po in rabachan ed ta bla bla ,mi ech babache chtinglais ou chel frincher,mi chi mi cha,té po su ed gravio mé si ta nin invie ded kasser le tiete a comprinde ko che kia di ,ech va nin em klaker em tiete



chi ta nin invie ed lir arguette po

gguh juh jot de-ga-ri